He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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