Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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