yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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