a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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