All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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