I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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