dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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