It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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