what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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