Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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