Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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