Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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