That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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