i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He better not be in your backpack
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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