he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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