I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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