Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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