TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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