I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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