Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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