I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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