It's like a parade of train wrecks.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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