Swine flu. Run for my life!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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