guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Be still, my beating vagina.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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