After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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