She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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