I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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