butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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