Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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