We won't sleep together?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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