My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize