is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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