hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize