I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Boobs are out for the taking
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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