So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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