last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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