Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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