Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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