He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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