Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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