She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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