She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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