I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.