Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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