I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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