I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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