I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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