problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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