fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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