matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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