you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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