I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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