HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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