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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me

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RUN RUN RUN RUN

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(216): View more from Ohio

Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

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(541): View more from Oregon

Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading

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(613): View more from Ontario

So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...

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(480): View more from Arizona

I would never do this in real life. It's only college.

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(213): View more from California

putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.

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(415): View more from California

Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."

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